"Look, I'm not going to lie to you. Nobody ever just woke up one morning and thought, "Of all the things possible in the vastness that is life, what I'd really like to do is play smooth jazz 250 nights a year." It just doesn't work that way."
The rest of this telling confession is available in the online version of The Onion. A must read. (Thanks to DROP! for this.)
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